||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:32 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for June 15, 2023 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, June 15, 2023 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" -- then he looks around at the empty room, looks at his watch, and mumbles "...am I early?" ||||||||| 8:00 PM: Rufus_T_Firetween jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!" ||||||||| New notice: '** NEW FIRESIGN CHAT TIME ** ** THE FIRESIGN CHAT HAS MOVED TO 7PM -9PM EASTERN ** The Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starts at 7pm Eastern this evening. ** Warm-up music now begins around 6:40pm Eastern visit Firesign's *NEW* web site at www.firesigntheatre.com' ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and DJTweeny plummets into the garden at 8:00 PM. ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 7pm Eastern this evening. ** Warm-up music begins around 6:40pm Eastern You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected) Listen to the stream at 320k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u 128k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny128k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Tweeny in through the front door at 8:00 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: warm up music – JAMES MCMURTRY-CHILDISH THINGS Listen to the stream at 320k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u 128k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny128k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| Outside, the 8:00 PM downtown bus from Hellmouth pulls away, leaving morlog coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. DJTweeny: Hey morlog morlog: hey there morlog: thinking about getting a new djembe Rufus_T_Firetween: Austin's own James McMurtry playing now Rufus_T_Firetween: Still going to the drum circles on Sunday? ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Merlyn inside, makes a note of the time (8:00 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. morlog: dont like going to it without a drum DJTweeny: Hey Merlyn DJTweeny: Yeah, not much fun if you can't contribute to the music Merlyn: Hey DJ morlog: been looking at a Remo Mondo with a 16" head that i can get on a payment plan Rufus_T_Firetween: the problem with payment plans is that you have to make payments ;) ||||||||| Beet steals in around 8:00 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last year's "unpleasant incident." Rufus_T_Firetween: esp if you're thinking of buying a vehicle morlog: yeah, i have that covered DJTweeny: Yo Beet Beet: Ha Ha, I made it! Fool me once. DJTweeny: WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT! Merlyn: Hi Beet Beet: Hi, Dr Tween. Beet: Hey Merl. morlog: if i get the drum ill have it paid off the same month that i finish paying off something else Beet: Howdy Morlog. Rufus_T_Firetween: Hey, whatever works... ||||||||| "8:00 PM? 8:00 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Cease should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Cease enters and sits on the couch. DJTweeny: allo Cease, eh? Merlyn: hey Cease Cease: eh Beet: Greetings, Dr Cease. ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** WELCOME TO THE FIRESIGN CHAT Listen to the stream at 320k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u 128k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny128k.m3u 16k at: http://gamebird.ehhh.us:8000/rfd1.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| 8:00 PM: Not Ed jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!" Beet: There's Not. Howdy. Cease: hey ||||||||| 8:00 PM: Deputy Dang jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past year and a half!" Not Ed: Ruf, DJT, Tweeny?, morl, Merl Cease & Beet aha this is where you are! Cease: let's spin the wheel of fortune and discover wether i can get audio on this computter or not Merlyn: Hi Not Beet: Yo, Deputy. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. Not Ed: Hey DDang Deputy Dang: Howdy folks! Merlyn: and DD ||||||||| Catherwood leads Buzzy and Bunny K. inside, makes a note of the time (8:00 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. Cease: hey. it works ||||||||| Catherwood leads Bottles into the room, accepts an I.O.U. as a gratuity, mumbles something about 8:00 PM, then departs. DJTweeny: Hi BnB Beet: Hi, Buzz/Bunny DJTweeny: Hey Bottles Not Ed: Pooh Pooh? ||||||||| Catherwood interjects: "May I see your passport, please?" Buzzy and Bunny K.: Good at heaving heavy bodies! Not Ed: Cheers Bottles Beet: Hi, Dr Bottles. Bottles: Hiyas ||||||||| Catherwood interjects: "Indonesia for the Indonesians!" ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Doc Technical's DEAR FRIENDS TOO Listen to the stream at 320k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u 128k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny128k.m3u 16k at: http://gamebird.ehhh.us:8000/rfd1.m3u check out DEAR FRIENDS at >> http://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=df-rv' Cease: my favourite liquid container Not Ed: Hey B&BK Cease: bottles is a REALLLY god writer of radio plays. and i should know Cease: good, but whatever. Merlyn: Hi B B and Bottes Buzzy and Bunny K.: Guten aubent, Bunny is looking for her clothes after all that dancing Bottles: A GOD writer?? Oh my goodness thank you! Rufus_T_Firetween: a godess of radio plays? Not Ed: Cripes! Cease: ursula k was a god writer. you'e only good, my dear Bottles: Goddess, sure that will work Cease: did you ever meet her? i think she did stuff with your berkely station Not Ed: I'm making out with myself. Bottles: I don't recall the name, Cease. There was some theatrical show before I was there. Not Ed: Dear frenz Beet: How can you help it with that sexy music. ||||||||| Catherwood interjects: "Indonesia for the Indonesians!" Bottles: Ours got cancelled. Bottles: We were too politically satirical Bottles: Especially with the station politics. Cease: did you meet ursula, bottles? Not Ed: Catherwood bring everyone a plate of oysters frightened by chickens ||||||||| Catherwood gets everyone a plate of oysters frightened by chickens. Buzzy and Bunny K.: Same thing happened to my show 16 years ago. Cease: not ed, sounds like tom waits routine Bottles: No, I've never met anywone with that lovely name. Not Ed: haha it does C Not Ed: tip o' the brim to PA Cease: did some collages about her. she did a couple of things with ossman. my fsvoiurtie writer Buzzy and Bunny K.: The station objected to my PSAs for a local womens group called WAVE. Wives against viagra erections Cease:tween, can you postr linkj to my leguitn collages? Cease: lol, buzz Not Ed: haha Bottles: That's good, B & B? Bottles: Oops I meant ! Not Ed: MORE SUGAR Cease: i love how the sounds travels in this ||||||||| Catherwood interjects: "I say Live it, or Live With It!" Rufus_T_Firetween: Cease: tween, can you postr linkj to my leguitn collages? << leguitn? DJTweeny: Howdy Deputy Bottles: Hello to Merlyn, Dang and whoever I missed. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out CAT'S COLLAGE ARCHIVE at >> http://kurtericson.net/cat/ Cease: thanks tween. Cease: everf enlarging Not Ed: heehee Cease: twewen, is it time to tell them about fools in chat yet? Cease:tween played something on his tuesday show i had never heard. Cease: what was that exactly, tween? Rufus_T_Firetween: Sure why not. Hey folks, we're going to be featuring FST's new release Fools In Space starting next week. Bottles: Cool! Rufus_T_Firetween: There's lots of great unreleased material from the XM Radio series. Rufus_T_Firetween: That was the Preview show Cat Rufus_T_Firetween: the pre-show show Cease: i'm gonna combine it with firesign's KBOO production Talkking Over Each Other, their last recorded work tha trI know of Rufus_T_Firetween: kewl Bottles: This playing right now, it's connected with Dear Friends? I missed its introduction. Cease: send it to me tween and we'll make next week's show easily. wil take less than a week Rufus_T_Firetween: ** NEW FIRESIGN RELEASE!! ** - FOOLS IN SPACE – Digital Download >> https://firesigntheatre.com/store/brucesnyderdesignandtime-mk6dl?rq=fools%20in%20space Merlyn: I hase seen it Rufus_T_Firetween: Bottles, this is an unreleased work by Doc Technical, who made his own compilation of bits from the Dear Friends series, Dear Friends Too Cease: it's like i've been given a treasure with the condition i have to use it wisely. the treasure is hundreds of hours of firesign. you can tell me if i'm using it wisely or not Bottles: Ah so Cease: Merl is the same situation, I suspect Merlyn: I beleave so Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Listen/Download Cat’s collage “GREAT POOH” at >> http://kurtericson.net/cat/#COLLAGES Cease: ooo, my voice Bottles: Yay! Pooh rules. ||||||||| New notice: ' ** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing — Cat Simril Ishikawa’s “GREAT POOH” Listen to the stream at 320k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u 128k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny128k.m3u 16k at: http://gamebird.ehhh.us:8000/rfd1.m3u CHECK OUT CAT’S COLLAGE ARCHIVE AT >> https://www.kurtericson.net/cat' Not Ed: Sure glad he put the H at the end. Cease: lol Bottles: I'm too excited. I better suck on a gummy. Cease: literallyl laughing too loud to hear this DJTweeny: Hey Not Ed Not Ed: good ol' "AA" Not Ed: hey tweeny! ||||||||| Catherwood interjects: "Scalp 'em, Tantric!" Bottles: Yay Romper Room. A girl in my kindergarten class was on it. Cease: a gummy bear? Bottles: Not a bear. Not Ed: well there you have it Buzzy and Bunny K.: wow, you knew someone on Romper room. Cease: i got the disney winnie from the locsl library to make this collsagre. havew you seen it? Cease: very ear wormish tune Rufus_T_Firetween: I'm sure I did when was a kid Cease: sounds familiar but not sure i ever saw it Cease: i dint see tv until i was 5, maybe too old for romper Cease: my little town had no tv in the early 50s Bottles: It was a show that was filmed all over, semi-franchised. Local versions, like Bozo. Bottles: Like our version was hosted by Miss Gloria I think, other towns had Miss whoever. ||||||||| Catherwood interjects: "I have proof I've been to ancient Greece, look at this grape!" Cease: this is wondrously textured Cease: kpfk, 78 Buzzy and Bunny K.: We lived in N.M. for 10 years, Christ on a tortilla was a pretty common event. Deputy Dang: This is based on a true story, right? Cease: yep Cease: merl, do you know anything about bergman 1978 KPFK Oz? ||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 8:00 PM, dragging llanwydd by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this bozo?" Cease: I only have 2 and there must be lots llanwydd: howdy Cease: hey llan DJTweeny: Hey llan Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Listen/Download Cat’s collage “GREAT POOH” at >> http://kurtericson.net/cat/#COLLAGES Bottles: Hi llan Buzzy and Bunny K.: Croeso! Llan Merlyn: luvky Beet: Hi, Llan. Merlyn: hety Llan llanwydd: hows everybody tonight? Bottles: I had a friend who could sing in a duck voice. He sang Misty on the radio once. Bottles: Utterly dandy, llanwydd Beet: I can't speak for everybody, but I'm OK. Thanks for asking. llanwydd: lol Cease: Beet. we want you to be fantastic llanwydd: Im as dandy as yankee doodle Not Ed: Hey llan Cease: ok not good enough. every day should wake up to your vast happiness ||||||||| Catherwood interjects: "A fair for all and no fair to anybody!" llanwydd: whoever he was Beet: Thanks for the reinforcement, Cat. Not Ed: Cool Beet Bottles: Regarding Blues Cars - I'd say a Cadillac setting on cement blocks in the front yard is the blues for sure. Beet: Not really vast, but a degree of happiness. OK can be OK. Bottles: ..with its ragtop slashed. Cease: you are our lues expert, bottles Not Ed:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A._A._Milne Bottles: I like this collage a lot. Cease: thanks wonderful bottles Bottles: I like when they sing NAIR later in the song. They should have asked the Nair co for a kickback Cease: bottles, et al. i makw these collages for your enjoyement. it requires a cerrain amount of familiarity with Firessign, Beatles, et al, of that eat to get into, but it has to ge superficially enjoyable too, eh ||||||||| Catherwood interjects: "Not responsible! Park and lock it!" Buzzy and Bunny K.: I know a great soupy Sales joke about Nair. Bottles: Do Tel;! Bottles: I mean Tell Buzzy and Bunny K.: Its too long and too blue Bottles: Okay. Buzzy and Bunny K.: from his nighclub act Bottles: I have Soupy Sales' autobiography. Buzzy and Bunny K.: Cool, I did not know he wrote one Cease: worth reading? Bottles: Umm, well it wasn't as funny as his Nair joke probably was. Bottles: I never finished reading it, so maybe not worth reading. llanwydd: didnt know soupy wrote an autobiograhy Cease: hey i just discovered comedisn Vir Das. do you know of him? Cease: wil be partr of collage soon really smart comedu Bottles: It's called Soupy Sez! llanwydd: cool llanwydd: not familiar with that name Bottles: Vir Das? No haven't heard of him. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Thanks to RADIO FREE DISHNUTS for providing the streaming server for this show. If you'd like to make a small contribution to help with the server fees, there's a PayPal link to donate here >> http://dishnuts.net Buzzy and Bunny K.: Son of Ram Das? Not Ed: Nice Cat thank you! llanwydd: sounds like veritas Cease: lol buzz Beet: Good commercial Rufus_T_Firetween: Thanks :) Not Ed: splat! Cease: your brain is there to be entertained, eh? llanwydd: I like them on white toast Merlyn: The Phantom Tollbooth ||||||||| "Hey Not Ed!" ... Not Ed turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 8:00 PM, I don't have to go yet!"... ||||||||| Catherwood enters with Not Ed close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 8:00 PM tree-stunting plans, and hurries off to the sitting room. Not Ed: Whoopsie! Rufus_T_Firetween: Ed/Not Ed llanwydd: LOL Beet: What kind of pie is Coddleston? Cease: this is really good Not Ed: lol Not Ed: great Bottles: Who did the Pooh voice on Disney, was that Sterling Holloway or something? Buzzy and Bunny K.: I think so llanwydd: sterling could whinny like pooh Buzzy and Bunny K.: He had a lot of weird cameos on TV shows ||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly.. ||||||||| It's 12:00 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| morlog - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Cease: by morlog Beet: Many times have I tried to reach the knocker. Buzzy and Bunny K.: haha Not Ed: four hours later lol Cease: they want us to think, not Cease: they are our teachers Cease: this is the disney flick ||||||||| Not Ed rushes off, saying "8:00 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?" Cease: johbn cleese ||||||||| Catherwood leads Not Ed inside, makes a note of the time (8:00 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. Bottles: That previous Pooh voice sounded like Walter Matthau. Cease: no Cease: i went downtown to take photos today Buzzy and Bunny K.: great1 any man ray type shots? llanwydd: who takes black and white photos anymore? Cease: will start posting to facebook later Bottles: Digitally that would be easy llanwydd llanwydd: I am sure Cease: llsan, some of my fave flicks are in bw llanwydd: mine too Buzzy and Bunny K.: yes, Jean Cocteau llanwydd: in fact my favorite film is Napoleon (1927) Cease:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_Jet%C3%A9e Beet: I have to leave now. I have a meeting around this time every Thursday. I will try to be back a little before 9 Eastern. See ya'. Cease: have you heard einstein speak, llan? Rufus_T_Firetween: Bergman sounds like FDR Merlyn: Hey Cease: all the best to you, beet ||||||||| Catherwood interjects: "A stiff idiot is the worst kind." llanwydd: I believe so, cat. he spoke no english, did he? Rufus_T_Firetween: like in his announcement that America has surrendered llanwydd: Nite Beet ||||||||| Catherwood interjects: "This hasn't happened to me since 'M'!" DJTweeny: Later Beet, be well... Not Ed: Take care B Merlyn: nite Beet llanwydd: which confuses me. I am sure he spoke no english but he was a professor at princeton llanwydd: I could be wrong about either or both Cease: he spoke good english Not Ed: nice cut! Not Ed: nice cut cat lol llanwydd: but I have heard him speak in a clip on youtube Bottles: Yeah that was a great segue DJTweeny: yeah, excellent audio segue DJTweeny: seamless llanwydd: my memory is coming back. he spoke remarkably ood english llanwydd: good DJTweeny: odd english? llanwydd: that too Bottles: W=MC2 is in English Bottles: OOPS typo, E = MC2 llanwydd: so what is W? Watercress? Bottles: Wattage llanwydd: lol Buzzy and Bunny K.: what a relief I thought I had gotten insane DJTweeny: R=MC5 DJTweeny: Where R is rock Bottles: This is an interesting mix of this song. DJTweeny: Thanks Cat :) Bottles: HA Tweeny!' ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Firesign Theatre’s LAWYER'S HOSPITAL Listen to the stream at 320k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u 128k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny128k.m3u 16k at: http://gamebird.ehhh.us:8000/rfd1.m3u check out LAWYER'S HOSPITAL at >> https://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=lh-rv' Not Ed: awesome cat! fun! DJTweeny: 'The MC5 of Comedy', as FST was introduced in England Buzzy and Bunny K.: bambi likes it that way llanwydd: thats a slider Not Ed: white castle Cease: i'mn losing the abiltiy to use my fingers Buzzy and Bunny K.: In general or just right now? Cease: typing is increaingly difficult Merlyn: white cat Not Ed: lucky u aren't a brain surgeon cat Bottles: My fingers too Cease, arthritis Cease: stroke? Buzzy and Bunny K.: My hands are just starting to work again after three months of being stiff Merlyn: white c. Not Ed: ooh yeah Cease: yeah i've hade arthlitirs for years Buzzy and Bunny K.: Why is always the wrong part of my body stiff? Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “LAWYER'S HOSPITAL” at >> https://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=lh-ln Not Ed: lol Cease: lol buzz Buzzy and Bunny K.: I have RA. My running joke is the only part of me that's not stiff is the part that doesn't have a bone in it Not Ed: RIP, Pat R. Cease: what is that, buzz Buzzy and Bunny K.: I was leave now for a zoom thing. It's been wonderful seeing all of you. Drive fast! Buzzy and Bunny K.: Rheumatoid arthritis DJTweeny: Buzzy and Bunny K.: Why is always the wrong part of my body stiff? << and hair only grows in the places you don't want it Not Ed: take care BnBK Cease: be well Bottles: Adios Buzzy llanwydd: nite b and b Cease: by buz llanwydd: I saw fst on this tour. some of you know Not Ed: oh cool llan Merlyn: Hey B&B llanwydd: joey mentioned bronx silverfish instead of greeley llanwydd: becase the show was in manhattan llanwydd: because Rufus_T_Firetween: ** NEW FIRESIGN RELEASE!! ** - THE FIRESIGN THEATRE LIVE AT THE MAGIC MUSHROOM - Paperback Book + DVD-ROM Disc >> https://firesigntheatre.com/store/firesign-theatre-the-firesign-theatre-live-at-the-magic-mushroom-paperback-book-dvd-rom-disc Deputy Dang: Ronald Reagan? DJTweeny: Thanks to Cat for editing this so it could be played on the air :) DJTweeny: Cat, maybe you can take the 'F word' out of the Preview episode of Fools for next week? Deputy Dang: Peggy? DJTweeny: I assume you have the series DJTweeny: Peggy is from Over The Edge on Pink Hotel llanwydd: and on Next World DJTweeny: One of my favorite bits Deputy Dang: Ah... Bach! DJTweeny: genius soap opera parody ||||||||| Catherwood interjects: "May I take your hat and goat?" DJTweeny: haha Deputy, from the MASH TV series Deputy Dang: ;-) Cease: i tried to edit most of the fucks out Cease: the idea here is that nixon is the craziest president ever. has been proen to be untrue ||||||||| It's 12:45 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Buzzy and Bunny K. - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Not Ed: this is so good llanwydd: true cat. we have had a crazier one since Deputy Dang: so far... Cease: you folks know i spend most of my life creating these shows, eh? llanwydd: I did not know that this ocupies most of your time, cat Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out CAT'S PLAYS at >> http://www.seemreal.com Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Listen/Download Cat’s FST FREE TIME WITH THE CAT MAN broadcasts at >> http://kurtericson.net/cat/#FREE_TIME Cease: 80% of every week Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out CAT'S COLLAGE ARCHIVE at >> http://kurtericson.net/cat/ Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out CAT'S VIDEOS at >> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6zFfC24DuakAbRIRpbPnxQ?view_as=subscriber Not Ed: Good time to meet. Thanks Tweeny & Merl & Ruf. Tanx again C. Take care everyone. I'm outta herer! : ) Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out CAT'S BLOG at >> http://seemrealland.blogspot.ca/ llanwydd: I should have known llanwydd: Nite no Not Ed: herer isn't that a strain? Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Bottles' SCRATCHED UP RADIO THEATER at >> https://kkrn.org/shows/scratched-up-radio-theater Not Ed: lol Not Ed: ; ) Cease: we do what we can ||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! ** Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :) Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 7-9pm EST every Tuesday at www.dishnuts.net Listen to the ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.net/firesign' Merlyn: lol Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Thanks for listening, all… See you next week, same Firetime, same Firestation… ||||||||| Catherwood interjects: "Duluth? Bucko, you can get Tierra del Fuego!" Cease: beautiful ending, tween llanwydd: great show! thanks tween and cat Deputy Dang: wonderful! outstanding! thank you so much! llanwydd: nite everybody ||||||||| Around 8:00 PM, llanwydd walks off into the sunset... Merlyn: nite ||||||||| Merlyn says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, Merlyn exits at 8:00 PM. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. Beet: Hello again and goodnight. See you next week. DJTweeny: Until last time, again... ||||||||| New notice: '** THE FIRESIGN CHAT TIME HAS MOVED ** The Firesign Chat and Show are now 7 Eastern / 6 Central / 5 Mountain / 4 Pacific See you next Thursday :-)' ||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and announces "Presenting 'Elayne', just granted probation at 8:00 PM", then leaves hurriedly. Elayne: Evenin' all! Can't stay long, pretty tired and half-asleep Tweeny: Hi Elayne, we've switched to a new time Elayne: Oh dang, you've moved the start time opposite Jeopardy!, have you? Tweeny: We're starting 2 hours earlier now Tweeny: lol, sorry about that :/ Elayne: OK, I'll try to be here around 7:30 next week. See ya! Tweeny: We'll see you next time :) ||||||||| "8:00 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Elayne, who then rushes out through the french doors and down through the bushes. ||||||||| It's 1:15 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Deputy Dang - dead from jaundice ||||||||| Cease - dead from the yaws ||||||||| Beet - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| DJTweeny - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 1:30 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Not Ed - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 2 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 2:30 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Bottles - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 3 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 4 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 4:00 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Tweeny - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:31 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."
The Evening's Participants:
Beet
Bottles
Buzzy and Bunny K.
Cease
Deputy Dang
DJTweeny
Elayne
llanwydd
Merlyn
morlog
Not Ed
Rufus_T_Firetween
Tweeny
