||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for October 06, 2016 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 6:05 AM, dragging DJTweeny by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this yahoo?" ||||||||| It's 6:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| DJTweeny - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood announces: "7:33 PM and late as usual, it's Rufus_T_Firetween, just back from Texas." ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood announces: "7:35 PM and late as usual, it's DJTweeny, just back from Elmertown." ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. ** Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET visit Firesign's web site at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com' ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and pipes up "Announcing 'NancyKat', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 8:15 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the Aviary... NancyKat: Painfully Early this time...feck... ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET ** You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected) 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' DJTweeny: Hi Nancy Kitty ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: warm up music (Windy Tuneage) Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| Outside, the 8:38 PM crosstown bus from Hellmouth pulls away, leaving toadaway coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. DJTweeny: Hi toadaway DJTweeny: NancyKat: Painfully Early this time...feck... << plenty of good music to listen to :) ||||||||| mac tiptoes in around 8:47 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last year's "unpleasant incident." DJTweeny: Hi mac mac: hey tweeny, thought just come by to say hello. hello lol DJTweeny: howdy :) ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies PrincipalPoop in through the front door at 8:49 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. mac: firesign is genius, it's hard to spread the word on their humor. goes over most people's heads PrincipalPoop: what did you say? ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" DJTweeny: Hi PrincP PrincipalPoop: i could not comprhend what you mean// hey there mac: just a concept of what it's all about DJTweeny: Not as easily accessible as Python or someone like that, for sure mac ||||||||| Outside, the 8:51 PM uptown bus from New Jersey pulls away, leaving Ralph coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. PrincipalPoop: what? DJTweeny: Shoes For Industry is a great starter-recording for a friend though ||||||||| Catherwood leads Mr. Smith into the room, accepts a grimy quarter as a gratuity, mutters something about 8:51 PM, then departs. DJTweeny: Hi Ralph DJTweeny: Hi Mr. Smith Ralph: I have to shut down Kurt Vile for this?? Ralph: oh, allllll riiiiiight
DJTweeny is not vile mac: yep I think you're right tweeny, beat the reaper might be an advanced class ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" Ralph: the Association!!! ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 8:53 PM and rebozoette bounds out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. DJTweeny: 'tis indeed DJTweeny: Hi rebozoette ||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!" ||||||||| Around 8:53 PM, Mr. Smith walks off into the sunset... Ralph: Mindy has her wings on my flyyyyy.......... DJTweeny: how's the weather, rebo? DJTweeny: hahaha rebozoette:DJTweeny mac Mr. Smith NancyKat PrincipalPoop Ralph yo yoy yo had to chime in thanka Tweeny ||||||||| Catherwood escorts Beet into the room, accepts three dimes as a gratuity, grumbles something about 8:54 PM, then departs. Beet: Nice mix tonight Tween ||||||||| Catherwood leads Mr Smith in through the front door at 8:54 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. ||||||||| It's 8:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| toadaway - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... rebozoette: we get a little rain but to far inland and upland lol Beet: Hi everyone Ralph: why can't I stream Winamp on my chromecast DJTweeny: Hi Beet DJTweeny: Je ne sais pas, Ralph Beet: Hi Dr T DJTweeny: Strictly a Mac/Linux guy here rebozoette: ober da weekend we shall spaghetti see lol ||||||||| Catherwood strides up and pipes up "Presenting 'llanwydd', just granted probation at 8:56 PM", then leaves hurriedly. ||||||||| "8:56 PM? 8:56 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Merlyn should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Merlyn enters and sits in front of the fireplace. llanwydd: howdy folks ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" ||||||||| Fake Shemp enters at 8:56 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and dashes off to the Hat Pack Annex. Beet: yo shemp ||||||||| Bill steals in around 8:57 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last night's "unpleasant incident." Beet: hi llan Beet: hi merl Beet: hi rebo DJTweeny: Hi llan, Merlyn, Shemp, Bill Beet: hi bill DJTweeny: How are thing looking weatherwise, Llan? rebozoette: or lumbago ||||||||| Cease steps in at 8:59 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. Merlyn: hi llanwydd: rather calm at the moment tween Beet: hi cease llanwydd: hey cat rebozoette: whens high tyde llan ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" ||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, October 06, 2016 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" Cease: Hi all rebozoette: hi cease llanwydd: I thought it would be high tide hours ago rebo DJTweeny: hola cease llanwydd: lol rebozoette: yeah thanks whos got the rum ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood intones: "9:03 PM and late as usual, it's Lil, just back from Maine." ||||||||| New notice: '** HURRICANE PARTY!! ** Currently playing: Proctor & Bergman's “WHAT THIS COUNTRY NEEDS” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out THIS COUNTRY at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=wtcn' rebozoette: be safe Merlyn: The rum? https://img.ifcdn.com/images/3ff158361a581262440a66e388aee6c48e34e08b1f077ddd3a12271f8ea3a352_1.jpg Lil: Hi sweeties Cease: Lil llanwydd: hi Lil rebozoette: hi lil Lil: I will be listening but not to much in chat tonight Cease: I read a book a few years called Yo Ho Ho and a bottle of, the history of rum Lil: *too Cease: Be as healthy as you can, Lil DJTweeny: Hi Lil Lil: Thank you cease Fake Shemp: Trying to listen on my Samsung phone. Any clues? Lil: Hi Tweeny dear Cease: there are 3 versions of TV, the orginal album, the flick and this Cease: dont blow up, shemp llanwydd: I didnt know about the flick Lil: I'm loving this already because I love the tv album DJTweeny: I still haven't figured out my Android phone, Shemp, sorry :/ Fake Shemp: I might have a nightmare. Cease: i think its on youtube PrincipalPoop: ok have you got a ball peen hammer shemp? DJTweeny: lol P Fake Shemp: Do I ever!!! Lil: And Poop are you still drooling? PrincipalPoop: slurp yassir DJTweeny: Does YouTube charge to put up a live stream? Cease: i used a bit of the flick that aren't on the albums in my collage called The 6th album, a blend of TV, Roller Maidens and HTF Lil: That's my dear Poop Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out “WHAT THIS COUNTRY NEEDS” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=wtcn-ln PrincipalPoop: i got the m3u to work whan whan whan llanwydd: I can hear the rain getting stronger PrincipalPoop: oh llan, how close is it supposed to get to you llanwydd: I was very careful where I parked my car so no trees could fall on it NancyKat: I love you all but the ship (my comp) is sinking (is overloaded) DJTweeny: good idea, llan Cease: i see john simon did the music for this. i guess bergman didn't mind him stealing pete's girlfriend Ralph: ah ah ah ah ah ||||||||| "Hey Mr Smith!" ... Mr Smith turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 9:08 PM, I don't have to go yet!"... DJTweeny: sorry to hear, Nancy :( PrincipalPoop: here is a lifesaver for you, wintergreen PrincipalPoop: oops too little too late rebozoette: pillow talk for phony's llanwydd: love that line. lol Ralph: Go Kiss Mr. Assinger?? PrincipalPoop: should that be jazz singer? llanwydd: great sketch here Ralph: i must confess, I never heard that one b4 :P Cease: it looks like there are 6 proctor an bergman albums, counting wintergreen and power llanwydd: my favorite is Give Us a Break ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" Ralph: get a kick out of the habit... DJTweeny: Give Us A Break is a lot of fun Ralph: the Roaming Umpire PrincipalPoop: 668 the number of the neighbor of the beast PrincipalPoop: were we in grease... Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Phil Proctor’s newsletter “PLANET PROCTOR” at www.planetproctor.com rebozoette: it twanged but it sis not tinkle Ralph: anduoille must eat our crow PrincipalPoop: plethera PrincipalPoop: upchuckium PrincipalPoop: do the hun Ralph: Atilla you what PrincipalPoop: idaho, alaska Cease: i have a picture of myself sitting on attila's throne. it's on an island off of venice Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out David Ossman’s new book “MARSHMALLOWS AND DESPAIR” at www.davidossman.com llanwydd: I got a message on my answering machine a couple of house ago from the Florida Division of Emergency Management telling me to seek shelter if I live in a low-lying area Ralph: I don't half a brother PrincipalPoop: ca or italy? llanwydd: as if all of florida is not a low-lying area Cease: italy DJTweeny: do you, Llan? llanwydd: I meant a couple of hours ago DJTweeny: yeah, good point lol Ralph: the starry twins, Ajax and Drano DJTweeny: not a lot of mountains in FL PrincipalPoop: ahhh molto something llanwydd: everything in town is closed. even wal-mart closed about 3PM Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the new video series from Phil Proctor and Jamie Alcroft - BOOMERS ON A BENCH >> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGz_4vJNLwgFrLR3N0RN1Tw Ralph: Et tu, Pluto? DJTweeny: You know things are bad when Walmart doesn't want to make a buck Beet: this is really fun rebozoette: high ground is Ceases place Cease: did any of you see the proctor and bergman tv show, in 77 or 78 DJTweeny: it is, Beet :) rebozoette: hahaha PrincipalPoop: you lift your leg also? Cease: we stay as high as possible, rebo Ralph: Hail, Prolngus rebozoette: ;breathes deep PrincipalPoop: 45s and 33 1/3s but no 78s or 77s llanwydd: I like this version better than the one onTV or Not TV PrincipalPoop: he took her shoes DJTweeny: me too, Llan Beet: Skull and Bones? PrincipalPoop: t and a? Beet: I need t and a Cease: p&b really liked to perform live PrincipalPoop: hard to do it any other way rebozoette: dunk it slready rebozoette: it blew in from the north llanwydd: lol Ralph: I'm a senior at Contact High Beet: I would say something about apathy but I really don't care. rebozoette: pssssst that rebozoette can't type DJTweeny: must be a defective keyboard, rebo ||||||||| Catherwood walks up and pipes up "Presenting 'Johan Amadeus Myjetski', just granted probation at 9:34 PM", then leaves hurriedly. Cease: jam Beet: hey JAM DJTweeny: Hi Johan Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “WHAT THIS COUNTRY NEEDS” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=wtcn-ln ||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?" Ralph: I'll have the Twice-Humiliated Duck please rebozoette: lol those fingers are alien to me tweeny Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Been a hard day, nothing went too good, now I'm gonna relax, everybody shotld, and I'm.... Cease: relaxing is good Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Evening' Cease, beet, DJT, et al DJTweeny: was rebo abducted? Beet: I'll have some of that Chinese orange duck. rebozoette: was what what what rebozoette: why do I want tang Ralph: to make rocket fuel! Beet: Catherwood bring me some Chinese orange duck ||||||||| Catherwood brings Beet some chinese orange duck. ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" PrincipalPoop: bend over and roll up your arm Beet: all libriom is created equil Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I think Princepal Poop has been hanging with Corporal Punishment Ralph: Astrological hilarity ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:43 PM and Clem steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. DJTweeny: Hi Clem llanwydd: hi clem PrincipalPoop: ahhh clem Beet:uh, clem! Cease: clem Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Clem! PrincipalPoop: can i have your grape? rebozoette: wooden eye PrincipalPoop: is that one of my marbles? DJTweeny: lost a few, have you? PrincipalPoop: yeah lol PrincipalPoop: the voice of tween ||||||||| At 9:48 PM, Bill scurries out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..." llanwydd: bye bill ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Nabby in through the front door at 9:48 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. Beet: Hope nobody minds but I'm going to zone out. Very long day. G'Nite. DJTweeny: Hi Nabby Cease: nab ||||||||| New notice: '** HURRICANE PARTY!! ** Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s - “A FIRESIGN SHINE” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out CAT’S COLLAGE ARCHIVE at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/' Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Got to admit, this is a really good skit Nabby: Greets Tweeny llanwydd: Nite Beet Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Evening' Nabby! DJTweeny: Rest well, Beet Nabby: Hey cease PrincipalPoop: beet is beat snooze it ||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD! PrincipalPoop: nabby Nabby: Cheers JAM Ralph: Catherwood, I could use another stiff drink ||||||||| Catherwood pretends not to hear Ralph Johan Amadeus Myjetski: take it easy, beet! Ralph: feels like an idiot standing here talking to himself.... PrincipalPoop: sit down... Nabby: llan, PPoop, reboz, Clem, Ralph & Beet! Johan Amadeus Myjetski: You could stand over here talking to yo'self Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Plays at http://www.seemreal.com PrincipalPoop: yes over there is better Cease: bill's not here DJTweeny: lol Nabby: Haha Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s new Collage Archive at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/ PrincipalPoop: bill was here, just over there Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Already, this is a great collage, Cat! Nabby: Nice mash up a'gin cease Nabby: Cat on mic next time what is your secret? Cease: secret? PrincipalPoop: yes, what's your line? ||||||||| It's 9:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Clem - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... rebozoette: shhhhhhhhhhhhh don't tell make em guess Cease: one of my favourite tunes rebozoette: catherwood please throw pork chops in the air ||||||||| Catherwood strides up to rebozoette and asks "Would you like something?" Nabby: I mean what's your sucret Nabby: Pork? DJTweeny: rebo wants to show us her porkchop juggling act? rebozoette: get smart ||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action! llanwydd: what a waste of meat Nabby: it's the other white meat DJTweeny: or is she wanting to use them for shotgun practice? Johan Amadeus Myjetski: missed it by that much! rebozoette: lol tweeny Nabby: I second Tweeny's suggestion rebozoette: new game fun with pork chops llanwydd: a fresh cloud of pork Nabby: How's the pork, I mean weather over there reboz? DJTweeny: throw one like a frisbee and watch your dog catch it in its mouth rebozoette: look the one I hit looks like texas Nabby: I would do it too DJTweeny: hehe rebozoette: just a little sprinkle so far nabby
Nabby will jump like a dog for pork, ask anyone. DJTweeny: lol ||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..." Nabby: good good reboz be safe ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. DJTweeny: great bit, Cat :) rebozoette: thanks Nabby this ain't my first rodeo Cease: that's it. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Short & very sweet, Cat!
Nabby gives Ct two thumbs up! PrincipalPoop: meow cat rebozoette: Thanks Cat thanks for sharing Nabby: cool reboz wink rebozoette: yeah llanwydd: a bump with a name rebozoette: mae west it ||||||||| New notice: '** HURRICANE PARTY!! ** Currently playing: Firesign's “BOOM DOT BUST” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out BOOM DOT BUST at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=bdb' Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Centerville... a real nice place to raise yer kids up... Nabby: BDBust is a hoot DJTweeny: it is :) PrincipalPoop: ring ring ring Nabby: lol PrincipalPoop: and the people rebozoette: fla theres a mound Nabby: instincted hinks! PrincipalPoop: i had the fiddlers Cease: less violence, more violins Nabby: oh my Nabby: truly some of the strangest comedy ever concocted Cease: that could be said of everything by firesign DJTweeny: "Violins old chap! Violins!..." PrincipalPoop: hehe she said concocted Nabby: well true true Cat yes Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s new Collage Archive at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/ rebozoette: breeze and brew witches are us DJTweeny: Cat's new collage is available there ^^ Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “BOOM DOT BUST” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=bdb-ln Cease: i'm not in a bag. Cease: et Cease: yet Johan Amadeus Myjetski: We're all Cats in this bag... Nabby: we're doomed ||||||||| It's 10:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Beet - dead from jaundice ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... llanwydd: poor beet PrincipalPoop: chin phat DJTweeny: he didn't Beat The Reaper llanwydd: lol Nabby: he turned yeller Johan Amadeus Myjetski: old yeller, Nabs Cease: the reference Bicameral Thoughts is a reference to a book by Julian Jaynes called The Origin of Consciousness in the Breakdown of the Bicameral Mind Nabby: lol Cease: 1976 Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Not Binaural Beets? llanwydd: bicameral? I dont even know what cameral means PrincipalPoop: i used to own that, my opinion of it is split Nabby: I know but I won't tell Cease: it's been in my library since 1980 or so. Cease: guaranteed bergman read it. Cease: love this song Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I'd walk a mile for a cameral... Nabby: It's the Bills come out llanwydd: lol DJTweeny: I thought it might be referring to a Congress, bi-cameral as in two houses Nabby: gimme a pack of what I am DJTweeny: or a Parliament PrincipalPoop: funky parliment Johan Amadeus Myjetski: LOL! dat! DJTweeny: catherwood, give Nabby a pack on Nabbys ||||||||| Catherwood brings nabby a pack on nabbys. DJTweeny: *oops, pack of Nabby: yow! Johan Amadeus Myjetski: hahaha! ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!"
Nabby is. PrincipalPoop: pick a peck of nabbys rebozoette: devil what Nabby: What? PrincipalPoop: in the details rebozoette: nabulation Johan Amadeus Myjetski: because copyright expire.... or JJAbrams needs another film project. Whichever comes first... ||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!"
Nabby nabulates. llanwydd: well, Im getting tired. Nite everybody. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “BOOM DOT BUST” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=bdb-ln PrincipalPoop: internal server troubles, oh M? Cease: stay dry, llan ||||||||| Catherwood says "10:18 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs llanwydd by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door Nabby: Later & take care llan Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Nite, Llan! DJTweeny: rest well, llan, and stay safe... PrincipalPoop: keep safe ll DJTweeny: just refresh the page, Cat PrincipalPoop: i did also Ralph: Look at that tragic trajectory! Ralph: Look at that tragic trajectory! PrincipalPoop: doo doo dah dah Cease: another fine austin tune rebozoette: send that thing up here llan Johan Amadeus Myjetski: There's an echo in here? rebozoette: the cone of shame Ralph: this is the portait gallery Nabby: echo PrincipalPoop: the scone of ham Nabby: must head...out there. GREAT to see you all. Ty Merl, Rufus, Cat & Tweeny!! Cease: off you go, nab PrincipalPoop: ciao bebe Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Somewhere, over the hambone, way up high... PrincipalPoop: hand on the thigh, then move up high DJTweeny: be well, Nabby Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Nite Nabby! PrincipalPoop: have a blue moss ||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store." Ralph: Vacuum very much fir being here PrincipalPoop: who voided? PrincipalPoop: i gotta eat, so best all til next week ||||||||| PrincipalPoop leaves at 10:28 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..." Johan Amadeus Myjetski: a porn-yant video? Cease: eat well, poop Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Nite Poop! ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 10:31 PM and Johnny Dollar sashays out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. Cease: dollar Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi J$! DJTweeny: Hi Johnny Johnny Dollar: Yo all! Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “BOOM DOT BUST” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=bdb-ln rebozoette: it just blew rebozoette: no glittter Johan Amadeus Myjetski: It's a Memphis thang - Elvis on black velvet. Johnny Dollar: nice to see chicago well represented here rebozoette: what is zat Johnny Dollar: Nino boggles ||||||||| It's 10:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Nabby - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Rufus_T_Firetween: ** FIRESIGN THEATRE and OZ PODCASTS are available for the price of your firstborn chinchilla (free) from the iTunes Store, and online: FST podcasts at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/podcasting/indexx.html - and RADIO FREE OZ podcasts at >> http://rfo.chromiumswitch.org/ Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Archives For The FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS can be found at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the entire FIRESIGN THEATRE CATALOG at https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/montage.html Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I'm deaf. No, I time travelling rebozoette: Cease DJTweeny Johan Amadeus Myjetski Johnny Dollar Ralph rebozoette Rufus_T_Firetween night all thansk tweent and cat for another great one Cease: thanks again, tween. rebozoette:tweeny thanks ||||||||| "10:47 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Cease, who then rushes out through the french doors and down through the brambles. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I'm caught in an aural temporal loop. Nite all! Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Thanks to all! ||||||||| New notice: '** HURRICANE PARTY!! ** Currently playing: Firesign's “TEMPORARILY HUMBOLT COUNTY” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out ELECTRICIAN at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=wfte' Lil: Sound? Lil: Cut off? DJTweeny: See ya next time, Johan Johnny Dollar: 'nite JAM Lil: All done? Johnny Dollar: I had to restart the m3u Rufus_T_Firetween: yw rebozoette :) Lil: Bye bye then ||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action! Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out “WAITING FOR THE ELECTRICIAN” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=wfte-ln Johnny Dollar: not done yet Lil: Anybody? Lil: Nobody? Rufus_T_Firetween: je suis ici, madame Rufus_T_Firetween: Something? Anything? Lil: Got it thank you ||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! ** Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :) Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net Listen to my show archives and ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow' ||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and pipes up "Announcing 'Oolbenite', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 10:57 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the anteroom... Ralph: Great show DJ Johnny Dollar: Thanks! DJTweeny: Thanks, Ralph :) DJTweeny: Just in time for the end of the show, Oolbenite :/ Oolbenite: i can't hear nor see anything.am i here?? DJTweeny: ** Remember folks. the chat/show starts officially every Thursday at 9pm Eastern, with warm-up music on the streams starting around 8:40pm Eastern DJTweeny: you're here, but the show's over :( DJTweeny: please do join us next week :) Oolbenite: oh,ok.i'll try to make it next week.duh."he's no fun..............................." Johnny Dollar: Gnite evbodee ||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!" ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. DJTweeny: Thanks for listening, all… See you next week, same Firetime, same Firestation... ||||||||| "11:00 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Johnny Dollar, who then runs out through the french doors and down through the bushes. ||||||||| At 11:01 PM, Merlyn vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted! ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 11:14 PM and llanwydd sashays out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. llanwydd: anybody still here? llanwydd: whatever. see you next thursday ||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| llanwydd - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Johan Amadeus Myjetski - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly.. ||||||||| It's 12:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Oolbenite - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 1:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Lil - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 1:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| rebozoette - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 1:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Fake Shemp - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 1:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Ralph - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 2 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 2:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from jaundice ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 2:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| mac - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 2:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| DJTweeny - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 2:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| NancyKat - dead from jaundice ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."
The Evening's Participants:
Beet
Cease
DJTweeny
Fake Shemp
Johan Amadeus Myjetski
Johnny Dollar
Lil
llanwydd
mac
Merlyn
Nabby
NancyKat
Oolbenite
PrincipalPoop
Ralph
rebozoette
Rufus_T_Firetween
